Upon being offered (and refusing) a sausage roll at a neighbour's house:
"Oh, you're not vegetarian are you?"
"Well, yes, sort of, but I'm also coeliac, so it's the pastry that's more an issue."
"Oh poor you. Ever so sorry we don't have anything suitable"
"No really don't worry"
"Funny thing is we used to have loads of things that would be suitable. Husband used to have that, but since he got better we don't any more".
Erm, got better? That ain't coeliac. Sigh.
